Just trying different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up
I'm just drinkin' to call someone
Ain't nobody's safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
Oh, I'm just drinkin' to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
Sippin' on my go-go juice, I can't be blamed
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, how's you's been? What's ups?
Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da
Bye, it's me, howsmm call? Do you me still love?